Going nuclear at the mall

I try avoid this at all cost near the holidays, but unfortunately, I couldn't. I entered malls today, strip malls, next to a big shopping mall.  Just getting near the gravitational force of a mall at Christmas, drained me of all my available energy reserves -- malls deflate the core of everything near them.  Then it dawned on me, I discovered something from which our national security team might take valuable note. Now that Kim Jung Il is dead, I know what do with all the nuclear power he has. Or that Iran has.  Put it in a Dodge Ram, a mini-cooper, a Lexus SUV, a taurus, a basket on a bicycle, a Timbukt2 messenger bag - put in anything, then park it in a mall during Christmas, and watch it lose all power and be drained of all useful energy.